About girlmoxie.com
girlmoxie.com is the creation of Ann S. VanMoxie. Yes, she realizes that "girlmoxie" isn't a real word. Yes, she made it up. Problem? You know, if "thru" and "nite" are now acceptable, the author can make up all the damn words she wants. What, everyone is Chomsky now or something? At least she knows that it's made up. No, she doesn't always write in third person.
A few fun facts:
- Former slut. Now married to former online journaler and all-around hottie Tim VanMoxie on September 28, 2002. Met at Chicago JournalCon in October of 2001. Mr. VanMoxie was sterilized in February of 2004 and again in May of 2006 to ensure the mutual dream of a childfree existence.
- Not really named Ann S. VanMoxie, but close (note: the "van" was added post-wedding).
- Used to harbor half-assed aspirations of being a "writer." Wrote all kinds of embarrassing, sometimes flowery, semi-pornographic and completely true garbage. Now knows better, and is continually cringing at anything previously written. On route to becoming academic, intellectual boob instead.
- Nasty case of psoriasis.
- Resident of Chicago, Illinois - Old Irving Park neighborhood, formerly Albany Park, Logan Square, and Wicker Park. Originally from the mean streets of Chicago's South Suburbs. Renter.
- Was pretty as a teenager with good skin and straight teeth. Now - not so much. Subject will gladly pull out twenty-year old photos to illustrate her (recently self-recognized) former attractiveness. Spends too much time regretting this and constructing elaborate "what if?" scenarios.
- Raised an upper middle class white girl in a two-parent household, subject is predictably liberal, and seriously feminist. Embarrasingly fascinated with gastronomy, as upper middle class white girls are wont to do.
- Full time Sociology graduate student (see third bullet point above) with continually evolving areas of interest. Mostly critical theory.
- Currently missing tonsils and gall bladder. Appendix is on notice. Uterus shouldn't get on its' high horse, either.
- Would be pleased as punch to have you over for dinner.
- Doesn't really understand why punch is so pleased.
This site was never meant to be simply a "journal site", but the lack of updates in other areas have sort of made it so. Questions or comments are encouraged at asv at girlmoxie.
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